THE LOUDEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET. HOSTED BY ASTERIOS KOKKINOS & SIRANCHA.
Episodes
Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
Thursday Oct 29, 2020
Thursday Oct 29, 2020
Who would Hank Hill vote for? Or Naruto? Or the Pot of Greed from the Pot of Greed Yu-Gi-Oh card? Lime & Niko discuss.
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Wednesday Oct 28, 2020
Wednesday Oct 28, 2020
Due to audio boomering, this episode has been "under repair" since early September. But we really like it, and hope you do to. It's about Mario Party!
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Friday Oct 23, 2020
Friday Oct 23, 2020
Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog. Asterios holds a troll trial. And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams.
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Wednesday Oct 14, 2020
Wednesday Oct 14, 2020
Lime Jinjo & Asterios blame the "Super Size Me" guy for everything. Absolutely everything. He really messed things up.
Wednesday Oct 07, 2020
Wednesday Oct 07, 2020
Sirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei. Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars. And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer?
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Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever. Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself. And real-life sex scientist Connor Leshner explains "The Feet People."
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Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.
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Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
Asterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs. Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy." And the Sock Market hits an all time high.
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Wednesday Sep 09, 2020
Wednesday Sep 09, 2020
Sirancha threatens to sell her socks. Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss. And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon?
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Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
Asterios falls in love with Becki Falwell. Sirancha regrets registering to vote. And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss.
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Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
Sirancha plays the "forbidden" songs. Niko discusses her favorite sex offender. And Asterios, thankfully, was not present for any of this.
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Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Asterios has a wet ass change of heart. Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan. And the Crunch Bunch rides again.
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Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
A man shitposts his way to a monster wife. Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is. And WAP is too much even for Sirancha.
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Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Sirancha schemes a total show takeover. Asterios threatens to send her back to the Academy. And special guest Quinton spends over $400 on a box of playground sand from Nathen Mazri.
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Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
On Sirancha's birthday, she gets total control of the show. So she spends the entire episode talking about Yandere Dev. Asterios does not like it.
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Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
Sirancha quests during One Minute D&D. LimeJinjo & MimiYori join her. And introducing: THE PROBLEM GUY!
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Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
Sirancha breaks her cereal virginity. Asterios is NOT a "dumb gen-x'er." And how many Frankenberry Funkos are there? The answer won't surprise you.
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Monday Jul 06, 2020
Monday Jul 06, 2020
Lucky the Leprechaun hits Tony the Tiger where it hurts. Sirancha brings in 24 pages of "titty streamers." And a kick-ass hate song about Funko Pops!
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Tuesday Jun 30, 2020
Tuesday Jun 30, 2020
What's on the YouTube Apology Bingo Card? A spooky "new" cereal burns Asterios' beans. And more disturbingly specific fetish chain restaurants!
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Monday Jun 22, 2020
Monday Jun 22, 2020
Listener Blaz3 calls in from the CHOP. Asterios learns what a "coomer" is. And Sirancha goes all-in on MILF Denny's.
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Tuesday Jun 16, 2020
Tuesday Jun 16, 2020
Asterios dines out on his classic "Richard Karn" story. Sirancha seeks to rule the CHOP. And we launch a new sticker club!
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Monday Jun 08, 2020
Monday Jun 08, 2020
Sirancha gleefully recounts an man's meritless lawsuits. Asterios discovers he's not good at protesting. And the french fry debate gets crispier.
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Monday Jun 01, 2020
Monday Jun 01, 2020
What's the best kinda french fry? Is lithium as awesome as it sounds? Why would an influencer "return" a kid she adopted from China after making content with him for three years? All that + some Jake Paul dunking on this week's TLP.
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Monday May 25, 2020
Monday May 25, 2020
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Monday May 18, 2020
Monday May 18, 2020
Asterios holds the UK's Judge Rinder in contempt. Sirancha promises to not talk about "No-Neck Ed." And is "nugget" a good name for a bird?
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Sunday May 17, 2020
Sunday May 17, 2020
I got invited on a Star Wars RPG podcast! They're called "Bad Form", and they're really funny. Give 'em a listen, and subscribe if you like it.
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Monday May 11, 2020
Monday May 11, 2020
Asterios searches for COVID antibuddies. Sirancha wants the Paw Patrol to work smarter, not harder. And that sexy dog from Animal Crossing has arrived!
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Wednesday May 06, 2020
Wednesday May 06, 2020
Sirancha shows off her lovely loaves. Asterios "punches up" an essential worker celebration. And both become addicted to Tetris 99.
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Monday Apr 27, 2020
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Sirancha goes "South Of The Border." Asterios buys "loosies." And YOU donated 2,500 tampons to "Sisters With Purpose." Nice!
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Monday Apr 20, 2020
Monday Apr 20, 2020
Sirancha ranks 11th in the world at "Fap Titans." Asterios tries to join his trolling heroes. And Nathen has had it with Google reviews.
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Monday Apr 13, 2020
Monday Apr 13, 2020
Sirancha starts her day screaming about Cats. Asterios finds a new obsession in 1:64 die-cast race cars. And Joe Biden's podcast is about...Fig Newtons?
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Monday Apr 06, 2020
Monday Apr 06, 2020
Sirancha reviews "Fap Titans." Sirancha also reviews "Poker Sluts." Finally, Sirancha reviews, "Sex Gangsters."
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Monday Mar 30, 2020
Monday Mar 30, 2020
Monday Mar 23, 2020
Monday Mar 23, 2020
Bold moves are made at Overeaters Anonymous.
Every Hayden apologizes except the guilty one.
And introducing...Sierra Santana: Girl Reporter.
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Friday Mar 20, 2020
Sirancha knew a man who pissed in a jug.
Niko also knew a man who pissed in a jug.
Who's piss jug story is worse? That's for YOU to decide!
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Thursday Mar 19, 2020
Thursday Mar 19, 2020
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
Monday Mar 09, 2020
Monday Mar 09, 2020
Sunday Mar 01, 2020
Sunday Mar 01, 2020
Asterios tells Sirancha about the baby from Dinosaurs.
Sirancha tells Asterios about various sex criminals.
And we read your emails. Unfortunately.
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Monday Feb 24, 2020
Monday Feb 24, 2020
Asterios makes a serious financial mistake.
Sirancha hunts down a mystery MILF.
And Mike Bloomberg gets curbstomped!
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Tuesday Feb 18, 2020
Tuesday Feb 18, 2020
Sirancha fights the recline of western society.
Asterios calls the cops.
And the winner of the Replacement Rancha contest is announced!
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Monday Feb 10, 2020
Monday Feb 10, 2020
Sirancha trolls her way to the top.
Asterios learns about Daniel "Danny" Phantom.
And Niko the Well Endowed Goth Woman mocks the dead once again.
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Monday Feb 03, 2020
Monday Feb 03, 2020
Asterios kills it during his "addict share."
Sirancha pitches a new way to stay on the toilet.
And Weezerfan420 seeks to date anything with a pulse.
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Tuesday Jan 28, 2020
Tuesday Jan 28, 2020
Sirancha gets banned from the Amazon bookstore.
Sirancha also gets banned from Reddit's /r/AmITheAsshole.
Asterios is still welcome in both places!
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Monday Jan 20, 2020
Monday Jan 20, 2020
Sirancha gets some fuzzy new pets.
Asterios thanks his various "guys."
And Judge WeezerFan420 presides over...
...THE TROLL TRIAL.
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Sunday Jan 12, 2020
Sunday Jan 12, 2020
Sirancha drunk drives the Millennium Falcon.
Asterios stands up for Dwight Schrute.
And what's the better alcoholic milk: blue or green?
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Monday Jan 06, 2020
Monday Jan 06, 2020
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Monday Dec 30, 2019
Monday Dec 30, 2019
Sirancha's mom engages in Christmas gift oneupsmanship.
Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the Galaxy's Edge.
And chocolate milk eases mee maw to the great beyond.
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Monday Dec 23, 2019
Monday Dec 23, 2019
Asterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail.
Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies.
And is the McChicken the key to everything?
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