THE LOUDEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET. HOSTED BY ASTERIOS KOKKINOS & SIRANCHA.
Episodes
Monday Dec 16, 2019
Monday Dec 16, 2019
Sirancha ruins Santacon.
Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim.
And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.
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We're running a holiday tampon drive for homeless shelters.
Email proof of donation to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com and we will dab on YOU, live on our holiday livestream.
Here's all the easy ways you can give:
1. Fill our PO box with tampons! Unopened boxes, please.
PO Box 90700
Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997
You can buy 'em and ship 'em, or use Amazon or another service to send 'em directly to us.
2. Send us cash! We'll go out, buy the tampons, and ship 'em ourselves.
paypal: asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com
venmo: @asterios
3. Send tampons directly to the charity:
I Support the Girls
Attn: Dana Marlowe
P.O. Box 2736
Wheaton, Maryland 20915
4. Donate directly to the charity:
https://isupportthegirls.org/get-involved/financial-donation-to-i-support-the-girls/
Monday Dec 09, 2019
Monday Dec 09, 2019
Sirancha embarks on a new career.
Asterios coins several pornographic phrases.
And Adam Neumann hands out tequila shots at the worst possible time.
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Tuesday Dec 03, 2019
Tuesday Dec 03, 2019
Sirancha issues a grave warning to tweens.
Asterios gets dunked on by his shitposting niece.
And HOW many turkeys were stolen this thanksgiving?
Monday Nov 25, 2019
Monday Nov 25, 2019
Sirancha does the "Mayo Pete" dance.
Asterios pitches his services to the Saudi Arabian government.
And Wumpus gets a new attitude!
Monday Nov 18, 2019
Monday Nov 18, 2019
Sirancha wonders if we're the a**holes.
Asterios wonders if we're the a**holes.
And you will wonder:
...are YOU the a**hole?
Monday Nov 11, 2019
Monday Nov 11, 2019
Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for water rights.
Stuffin' destroys a flower pot.
And Asterios finally learns how tampons work.
At age 37.
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1st Lo-Fi track from Mimi-Yori! She also made the amazing Sirancha-mation:
https://twitter.com/mahiyos/status/1182930292618645510
2nd Lo-FI track by the incredible Bagel Titan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIdRzx70dAY&feature=youtu.be
Monday Nov 04, 2019
Monday Nov 04, 2019
Sirancha returns from the war.
And everyone agrees: she must never leave again.
Welcome her back with the hashtag: #SiranchaDontGo
Tuesday Oct 22, 2019
Tuesday Oct 22, 2019
WeezerFan 420 harnesses the power of anime.
Napsy Lev gets way too high.
And Lauz wins a lapdance at a Smash Bros tournament.
Monday Oct 14, 2019
Monday Oct 14, 2019
Alec loves Pyrrah. Nostromo loves Lynn. And Sirancha loves when the episode ends so she can get these creepy manchildren out of her apartment.
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Thanks to JJ, Had & KashKash who did an incredible job editing this episode. You can follow KashKash here:
Monday Oct 07, 2019
Monday Oct 07, 2019
Replacement 'Rancha candidates are carefully chosen.
Did we choose...YOU?
Tune in & find out...
Also: we're having meetups this month! Come replace 'rancha LIVE:
#1. Saturday, October 12th @ 1pm EST
Parrot Palooza 2019 @ Bird Paradise
551 E. Route 130 South
Burlington, NJ 08016
#2. Saturday, October 19th @ 1pm EST
Corn Maze Cafe @ Cherry Crest Adventure Farm
(yes, it's a cafe inside a corn maze)
150 Cherry Hill Rd,
Ronks, PA 17572
#3. Saturday, October 26th @ 1pm EST
International Replacement 'Rancha Day
On discord (applicants, you'll get the link in your email soon)
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Sirancha takes us to Charm School.
Asterios obsesses over a face tattoo.
And who killed Barbie's mom, who is also Barbie?
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Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997
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Monday Sep 23, 2019
Monday Sep 23, 2019
A very sexy doctor gives Asterios very bad news.
Sirancha guesses what's in Jon Arbuckle's Marinara Sauce.
And both play a dangerous meme-based workplace icebreaker...
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Friday Sep 20, 2019
Friday Sep 20, 2019
Coming to you live from the Lutheran Friends Church in Detroit, Michigan.
Taped August 26th, 2019.
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for gay rights.
Asterios nearly drowns on air.
And both attend a "Sober" party in Deepest Brooklyn.
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Monday Sep 02, 2019
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Sirancha tries GarfieldEATS.
Asterios tries GarfieldEATS.
And GarfieldEATS tries to kill us both.
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Tuesday Aug 27, 2019
Tuesday Aug 27, 2019
We're on tour this week, so enjoy this episode from our PATREON EXCLUSIVE D&D campaign, "The One Woman Party."
To hear the next episode, give us your two bucks: http://www.patreon.com/asterios
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Sirancha joins the war in Indonesia.
Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement.
And fuck you, Boingo.
Monday Aug 12, 2019
Monday Aug 12, 2019
Upcoming Tour Dates:
Chicago 8/22
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4218821
Detroit 8/23
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4249482
Toronto 8/24
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4212356
Montreal 8/25
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4213617
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Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997
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Tuesday Aug 06, 2019
Tuesday Aug 06, 2019
Sirancha and I were on the road all last week, so here's a special live show we taped back in June. I'm really proud of this one – it's my favorite show of the tour so far.
Monday Jul 29, 2019
Monday Jul 29, 2019
Asterios calls a drug dealer something offensively inoffensive.
Sirancha spits fire about Forever 21.
And fans of JoJo's Bizzare A#venture get a sneak peak at the new season.
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Asterios dreams of edible slimes.
Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers.
And "Ranchsterios" is born. Then, quickly dies.
Tuesday Jul 16, 2019
Tuesday Jul 16, 2019
...Sirancha's rules.
God help us all.
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 01, 2019
Monday Jul 01, 2019
Sirancha goes off on "Karen."
Who is NOT Nathen Mazri.
(She just types, sounds, and acts like Nathen Mazri.)
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
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Monday Jun 24, 2019
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Thursday Jun 13, 2019
Thursday Jun 13, 2019
On this week's THE LOUDEST PODCAST we discuss The Battle of Sanctions.
How bad did Judge Shrugsalot fuck up?
Listen!
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Monday Jun 10, 2019
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Sirancha expresses her Pride.
Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot.
And both weigh in on poor, sweet Mumkey Jones.
Get more madness at http://www.patreon.com/asterios
Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
Welcome to Christory.
A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST.
If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios.
By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself.
Join us, won't you?
Sunday Jun 02, 2019
Sunday Jun 02, 2019
Asterios channels his inner Nathen.
Sirancha gets real about GarfieldEATS.
You down with E.E.G.? Asterios' new therapist sure is.
Monday May 27, 2019
Monday May 27, 2019
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Cryptocurrency
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Artificial Intelligence
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Farm-To-Plate Integrity
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Venture Capital
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The 22 Immutable Laws Of Branding
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Licensing And Franchisee Models
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QMR
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NOT QSR
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The Consumer Culture of Dubai
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And how GarfieldEATS is NOT a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant.
Monday May 20, 2019
Monday May 20, 2019
Sirancha Pokèmon GO-es trespassing.
Asterios wants Russell Greer to STOP doing everything.
And we finally review peoples dating profiles, LIVE!
Monday May 13, 2019
Monday May 13, 2019
Monday May 06, 2019
Monday May 06, 2019
Once again:
We get to none of the topics we had planned.
#BlameSirancha
Sunday Apr 28, 2019
Sunday Apr 28, 2019
Monday Apr 22, 2019
Monday Apr 22, 2019
Sirancha reads a book from a promising new author.
Asterios extols the virtues of The Big Bang Theory.
And god help JJ if there are no porgs in Episode IX...
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Sirancha reveals the worst thing she's ever heard.
Asterios mansplains McDonalds to Sirancha, a former McDonalds employee.
It's the second worst thing she's ever heard.
Monday Apr 08, 2019
Monday Apr 08, 2019
Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.
Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.
And Sirancha talks about...GarfieldEATS.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Sirancha wants better porn for women.
Asterios has a few ideas.
Sirancha hates them.
Monday Mar 25, 2019
Monday Mar 25, 2019
Asterios reveals the terrifying secret of McDonalds All Day Breakfast.
Sirancha is astounded at the longevity of Wendy.
(Wendy from "Survivor," not Wendy's from Wendy's.)
(Who we also love.)
Monday Mar 18, 2019
Monday Mar 18, 2019
Sirancha loves Cilantro.
Asterios hates ASMR.
And Tallard sees...beyond the veil.
Monday Mar 11, 2019
Monday Mar 11, 2019
Sirancha is enraged at this year's Survivor twist.
Asterios opens a very emotional gift.
And both want you to play Tiny Bird Garden.
Monday Mar 04, 2019
Monday Mar 04, 2019
The kids want their heroin.
It's our job to...help?
And: Asterios plays a dangerous game of Would You Rather.
Monday Feb 25, 2019
Monday Feb 18, 2019
Monday Feb 18, 2019
Sirancha hates Chewbacca.
Asterios hates Bambi.
And our lovely callers hate making sense.
Monday Feb 11, 2019
Monday Feb 11, 2019
Sirancha has some sharp opinions on the Shaggy meme.
Asterios insists Porg Chatter isn't dead.
And a pornographic comic book featuring our hosts gets some story notes.
Tuesday Feb 05, 2019
Tuesday Feb 05, 2019
IT'S THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE LOUDEST PODCAST!
THE LOUDEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET.
HOSTED BY SIRANCHA & ASTERIOS KOKKINOS.
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